The New York Limes began in 1895 as forum in opposition to the consolidation of Brooklyn into New York City by August H. Schermerhorn. After consolidation occurred in 1898, the shift was to a newspaper consisting of paid advertorials from the Republican Party, extensive coverage of baseball, anti-Irish propaganda, and the most comprehensive list of shipping movements in the city.

That format lasted until 1930 when the paper’s main focus was gossip about various radio personalities, although the paid advertorials and the baseball coverage stayed.

The paper constantly was against FDR and from 1939 onwards argued for war with Germany and total support of the British. The support for war, of course, had nothing with the Schermerhorn family’s large stock holdings in companies that would benefit from increased war production. During the war the paper became one of the largest sellers of war bonds and called for the utter destruction of the Japanese.

After the war the paper continued its pro-American stance and published lists of known and suspected communists up until the fall of the Soviet Union.

In 2008, August H. Schermerhorn IV made the momentous decision to “bring the paper into the modern age and put this thing on the interwebs of computing.”

Actually, The New York Limes is a work of total fiction and is a parody. Well it was until we couldn’t do it anymore.

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